Friday, 23 November 2012

$300 Paper Bag? Only Jil Sander

Jil Sander, Paper bag, Menswear, Fall/Winter 2011/12

I think the first sign of temporary financial insanity is when you realise that your account has been debited $285 because of a brown paper bag. To be fair, it is Jil Sander, and it's COATED paper with STITCHED seams, but at the end of the day, it's still paper (for the price of nearly $300). 

Now I'm not being a massive cynic and shooting down this idea completely. It's different, and entirely wacky in a YOLO sort of way. Unless you're an avid collector of weird fashion paraphernalia or a stylist constantly snapped by street style photographers or just Anna Della Russo, lets just examine the practicality of this 'clutch' first. 

Jil Sander, Paper bag, Menswear, Fall/Winter 2011/12
Jil Sander Paper Bag on Menswear F/W 2011/12 Runway









Consider these circumstances

a) You come home with your chic 'clutch' (sans lunch) and after a long day you place it on your kitchen table. You go away for a while and come back to find that your mum/housekeeper/husband/boyfriend has scrunched up the Jil Sander and chucked it in the bin mistaking it for rubbish (can you blame him/her? It is paper after all). $300 covered in moldy rubbish! 

b) You give your little 5 yr old child the 'clutch' to take to school as a lunch box (God forbid). Being young and immature, she doesn't care about the fact that it cost an arm, so upon finishing her lunch she goes to dispose of it in the school playground bin. $300 now covered in moldy communal rubbish that isn't even yours... 

It doesn't take someone with a vivid imagination to visualise those scenarios. So, I've come up with a lightbulb idea. How about we buy a packet of 100 paper lunch bags from the supermarket, master the art of the Jil Sander font and just inscribe it on our 'clutches' everyday!! No one will ever know and you've now developed a talent for designer font handwriting. 

Now if you're still not persuaded to give this trend a miss, HERE is the link to the paper bag. Totally not stopping you from clicking it but judging you inside... just a little.


Picture Source 
http://apair-andaspare.blogspot.com.au
http://www.zarridlife.com 

14 comments:

  1. hahahaha. great write ! thanks for the laugh! and indeed it is not acceptable I mean come on! children in third world and africa has no lunch yet Jil's paper bag can feed well almost a small village for a week.
    nini

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    1. Haha I'm glad you enjoyed it... I kinda laughed when I saw photos of this on the menswear runway.

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  2. Your post has given me quite the giggles haha. Both Turnor and Sanders must be hungry for ideas to come up with this. But I am somehow slightly in love with it. Am I being judged??

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    1. To be honest, it's such an awesome idea for people who believe in that 'You Only Live Once' ideology but it's also quite ridiculous. Don't worry, no one is judging you :P

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  3. inspiring!love your blog!check mine if you want!want to follow each other?thanks

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  4. :-)

    it is so amazing, so is your blog...I'm your new follower ;-)

    xxxx Ros.e.

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  5. Haha love this, you are right, trust me to be one to accidently have someone throw it out if I had this bag.

    x Angie

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    1. Knowing my OCD clumsiness, I would also accidently throw it in the bin too.

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  6. Love your satire and we have to agree. One more scenario could be... when you accidently place the bag on a table with spilled liquid. What would happen then....!

    And yep inscribing them could be an option :P

    Much Love
    Heiress
    The Heiress Blog

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    1. Thank you :)
      That scenario is perfect! $300 now coated with sticky, slimy liquids ... eww

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  7. Ahaa ! Pathetic why would someone buy this $300 paper bag ! your right my mum would scrunch it up too !
    http://hevastyle.blogspot.co.uk/

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  8. HAHAHAH what is this part of Mugatu's "Derelicte" line? new follower!

    www.butmoreimportantly.com

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  9. oh, I noticed this tendency, books. packages, envelopes.
    Lenusik ♥ ♥ ♥ With love ♥ ♥ ♥
    Velvetrose

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